bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society

by Bubba March 24, 2005

Bat-Gasm

When a quote from a Batman movie, comic or television show is inserted into a conversation seamlessly, a "Bat-Gasm" has occurred.

Person 1 - Hey buddy, do you have the $20 you owe me?
Person 2 - Sorry, I'm flat broke at the moment
Person 1 - Sure you are. Give me my money!
Person 2 - I don't have any. I swear to god.
Person 1 - "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

This is a Bat-Gasm

by Bruce Robert March 29, 2010

smokes bat

Someone who like to suck Cock.

Brad smokes bat, He is such a fag

by baker_gt August 22, 2006

Bat Mite

A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.

(See Chuggle for like definition)

Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.

by JLOH December 17, 2004

bat chunk

something that a really lame poopy person calls you when they are being dumbos. or, it could be a misunderstanding and they are really saying "fat monk."

idiot: hahah you are such a bat chunk

sane person: ...

by lemon(: June 29, 2009

bat poes

a true ass hole, bat poes came about when some friends where drinking government vodka and decided that it would be a good term for a douche bag.

also used when someone does something untoward

did you hear mark got with kevins sister last night?

what a bat poes

by agentk666 April 1, 2010

bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

by blthrskt July 24, 2008