Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

BARN

Adjective
Stands for Bad Ass Right Now.

I'm so BARN.

by parker granger August 19, 2014

ryan scott barnes

Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen

Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide

by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018

Barn Bred

That person who was “born in a barn”

Jimmy-“ take your shoes off!!”
Kyle-“Sorry, I’m Barn Bred”

by PatttttyT February 13, 2021

Barnning

To barn someone over a social platform

"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"

by Dumbass Booyah Inkling January 7, 2024

Will Barnes

The holiest fuckboy of the generation that was, usually associates with jesus chrissim (gods first)

Girl 1: Im goin out with Will Barnes
Girl 2: ew that fuckboy?

by Pb upstander May 22, 2018

Barn Cat

A Woman with three or more children with three or more different fathers.

Felicia is such a barn cat she has three children and they all have different fathers

by DictionaryQueen1234 September 30, 2019