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a very annoying smelly person who claims to have got laid, but hasn't. Talks too much about cars which pisses everyone off
fuck sake banres, shut the fuck up

Banres: Hey this cortina is sexy
Everyone else (except will): STFU Banres
banres by kus tom May 17, 2010
Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.
Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"
Barney by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014

Barneghetto 

A town in New Jersey also known as "Barnegat". It has a lame downtown, 2 Wawas within 5 minutes of eachother, half-completed housing developments, sprawling retirement communities, and never-ending construction of the interchange on the Parkway.

One of the worst parts of Barneghetto is an area known as "Settler's Landing", where at least 5 people get shot each day. Nobody knows what the houses in Settler's Landing originally looked like, because 80% of them have burned down since the 70s. If you want to die, venture onto Lexington Drive. Other attractions in Barneghetto include the Deer Chase/Brookville area, which is an up-and-coming Settlers. However, it isn't as Settlers-esque as W Bay Ave retirement communities, where senior citizens throw poker chips and set arson to eachother's motorized scooters to gain turf along Bay Ave. The Pheasant Run retirees have recently been challenged by newcomers such as the Mirage retirees and the Heritage Bay retirees.
I'm going far in life LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto

There's so much to do here LOL JK I'm from Barneghetto
Barneghetto by 609er August 23, 2010

Barney Bag

A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"
That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.
Barney Bag by CB4ever February 28, 2009
Running away like a fat purple dinosaur
The cops are coming, im doin the barney.
Barney by SkitzkID September 8, 2009

Barney The Dinosaur

Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...

1. He gives them lots of candy

2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)

3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom

4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"

So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?

Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?

Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile

Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit