Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.
by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012
Get the laminating the hammug. by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014
Get the Ham Modemug. An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
Get the Ken Hammug. It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020
Get the ham nightmug. The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 9, 2015
Get the Ham Mastermug. When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
by Urban douche November 30, 2010
Get the Glazing the Hammug. Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.
"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."
by John Knowles Williams August 20, 2007
Get the ham-hoppingmug.