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A mentally retarded young earth creationist who, despite all scientific evidence, believes the earth to be only 6000 years old.
Ken Ham has an IQ of a baked potato.
by john00110 December 03, 2008
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verb, transitive-(from the biblical "ken" meaning know and "ham" meaning pig)- to have sexual relations with a pig or wild boar, typically male.
When The Creation Museum director ties one on, he's been known to kenham til he's sore.
by raindogzilla February 21, 2008
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A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.
by Super Thicc June 24, 2017
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