Alberti

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

by Keshicus June 1, 2010

albeit

An increasingly overused synonym for the words although and however; used for the sole purpose of sounding more intelligent.

Boy, do I sound smart; albeit, I only know how to use a thesaurus.

by mcblind June 21, 2010

Syrup Alert!

A notifying exclamation that someone within visual range of the speaker is wearing an unconvincing hair piece or wig.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").

Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.

Two friends walk into an ironmonger's shop and notice that a waiting customer at the counter of advancing years has jet black hair with a side parting at the back of his head.

"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

Albero

A spanish activist in the early 1900's who loved the game of baseball. He fled his home country of Spain once leaders King and Queen Albero outlawed the sport that he loved. He landed on the Floridean coast over 100 years later in 2010 where he found a high school baseball team from New York, "Los Foxes." The young Albero was foreign to Los Foxes, but they soon warmed up to the upbeat, and Albero-esque attitude. Albero became a legend during his time on Los Foxes. He is now known as the greatest bench-player, ever known, ever seen. Albero...forever.

"CHILL ALBERO"

"Go get the mail, Albero."

"Albero? OR ALBEROOOOOO!!!!"

"Taylor gang, or Albero?"

by Crowmelo May 13, 2010

Lube Alert

Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant

Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"

Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"

Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"

by Abtou April 13, 2009

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010