X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

x slap

x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis

"Ya, last night kayla was blowing me, then i pulled it out and j slapped her."

by john April 25, 2004

X-rape

The act of undressing a person with one's eyes while simultaneously imagining oneself involved in highly acrobatic sexual activty with the aforementioned person;visual rape

Though Clark Kent and Lois Lane were the closest of colleagues, his depraved and highly erotic X-rape drove a wedge between their friendship.

by El Koofi Jr January 31, 2009

x-box 360

The newest halo machine. Nothing more.

Man, lets go play halo 3 on my new halo machine (x-box 360).

by sam-sam August 6, 2006

X-Box

An extremely solid object whose use and purpose is quite undefined yet.

#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.

by Guigui January 22, 2004

x-can Limit

The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.

Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.

by E. Moran May 13, 2004

X-mass

Christmas

Merry X-mass!!!!

by Lolopurple December 25, 2014