Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

whiskey jacket

The warm feeling that comes from within when you have a good whiskey buzz.

"You guys are cold? I'm not. I got my whiskey jacket on."

by Supergirl 83 March 18, 2025

Indiana Whiskey Maker

Two or more people entering a cornfield attempting to shove corn up ones vagina while squirting. The other person(s) must capture said squirt into a cup and sell/drink it.

My sister is known as the Indiana Whiskey Maker in town. She makes the best whiskey.

by Toiletclogger07 November 19, 2022

Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

Frisky on the whiskey

A great time whilst drunk

Bruh i had a frisky on the whiskey moment

by 🅱🅴🅽🅸🆂(☭ ͜ʖ ☭) April 28, 2019

whiskey collar

a collar that wants to be popped, but cant quite get it up

I saw this frat boy at Lollapolooza, and he totally had Whiskey Collar.

by bibliogrrl September 11, 2008

Whiskey Sundays

The name used to better describe the feeling of sadness one has for the coming Monday than Sunday Scaries, which is a terrible word to describe the feeling.

Whiskey Sundays come too soon

by JoeBearSlim September 15, 2019