wattin

a club, the wattins. it is very selective and there are 9 members, 3 wattinous elitous, 6 regular members, and no wits or wattins in training.

yo wiggity wiggity wattin

by Matt Ost July 31, 2007

New York 5-second warning

The red arrow that shows up on some New York traffic lights to let drivers and pedestrians know that vehicles aren't permitted to turn. Considered unsafe for drivers and pedestrians alike because five seconds is hardly enough time for a driver to make a complete stop.

Why can't the DOT make those red arrow signals at least fifteen seconds long?! I hate those New York 5-second warnings!

by pentozali December 29, 2011

barn warming

When a bunch of hillbillies get together and fill a barm full of farm animals and the boys fuck them while the girls ar fluffers to make sure the guys stay hard

Me and my sister Beth are going to a barn warming to slowdown the amount of incest we already have in the country!

by Hilarious1 November 6, 2013

Global warming

An observed increase in the global average temperatures; especially an increase in temperature sufficient to cause climate change

Global warming, contrary to popular belief will have few negative effects such as sea level rise, heavier rainfall and more erratic weather patterns, humanity will still likely be able to adapt and a warmer climate in of itself will not be the end of the world

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

final warning

the best band you'll ever hear
forget about fall out boy or guns n rose
TFW for the win

"man did you hear final warning's new demo? IT RULEZZ!!"

by kthanks December 6, 2006

Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009

global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013