Definitions by Brutal_Softy

De ja movie 

When the actions of an individual makes you feel like you're in a typical movie scene. Particularly prevalent in scenarios where one says "don't go in there" or "I wouldn't do that if I were you" and get ignored anyway to the detriment of the perpetrator.

guy: Don't go in there
girl: why?
guy: just don't, you don't wanna know
girl: why not?

*girl opens door and finds parents in bed with another couple*
girl: EEWWEWWEWWW!
guy: *shaking head* de ja movie

De ja movie by Brutal_Softy January 22, 2010

Gig Karma 

The notion that by being active/inactive in your local music scene it may or may not influence your own success in it. This refers specifically to musicians and particularly to the ones who mope at home all day crapping on about how bad the scene is and how it never gets anywhere, this in turn brings the scene down because of a lack of participants.

Guy1: How come they get so many gigs?
Guy2: Their members leave the house occasionally to go and hang with other bands and make contacts.
Guy1: That's gay, I'm too brutal and metal for that gay stuff.
Guy2: That's some bad gig karma

Gig Karma by Brutal_Softy January 13, 2010

Accident waiting to happen 

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

Accident waiting to happen by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009