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Unicorn Punch

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(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!
by Espressojunky July 7, 2009
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unicorn balls

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An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014
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unicorn surprsie

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During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.
unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
by KickenChicken October 13, 2011
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unicorn blood

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Orange juice mixed with tobasco and one hot shot. Rumored to cause red hair.
I just drank a cup of unicorn blood and it hurt, really bad.
by Hagrid@Hogwarts.edu September 19, 2010
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Unicorn-ing

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When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.

Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?

Marissa: What's that?

Bob: oh you'll see.....

Marissa: WOW! that was great!

Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011
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unicorn sex

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the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
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unicorn talent

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A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.
Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
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