Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Unicorn family

Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.

That group over there are a unicorn family, Christmas must be chaotic....

by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021

unicorn llama

Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns

have you seen a llama with a horn around??

No why they don't even exist!?

Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE

later…

omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O

by Unicorn llamas are colorful October 17, 2015

Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet

did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS

by jkrock569 August 25, 2011

Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.

by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009