(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.
by Espressojunky July 7, 2009
Get the Unicorn Punch mug.An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
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During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.
unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.
by KickenChicken October 13, 2011
Get the unicorn surprsie mug.by Hagrid@Hogwarts.edu September 19, 2010
Get the unicorn blood mug.When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.
Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?
Marissa: What's that?
Bob: oh you'll see.....
Marissa: WOW! that was great!
Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
Marissa: What's that?
Bob: oh you'll see.....
Marissa: WOW! that was great!
Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011
Get the Unicorn-ing mug.the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
Get the unicorn sex mug.Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.
Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
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