tweeter

the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin

fuck i just got shot with a tweeter

by Slm-2-nun May 13, 2005

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets Juice

The energy drink co. owned by Teets.

"Just like milk from your moms teets except carbonated"

Teets Juice always wakes me up in the mornin.

its better than a blumpkin or alabama hot pocket

by Darrick Teeter October 17, 2008

tweetdropping

to eavesdrop on twitter conversations, without making your own comments.

I saw Stephen and Leslie on Twitter and was tweetdropping on their conversation.

by jubu the fantastic March 16, 2009

Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.

Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!

by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009

tweet candy

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010