torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

torch

British term for penis.

My own mother rejects me, simply for the crime of wanting men's torches in my bum-bum! Good-day!

by My Nod Uesp October 21, 2010

The Human Torch

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

by iL3gend March 5, 2010

Topher

Fetch, cool, or awesome.

a word that matthewlush .aka. gaygod came up with

"omgg Matthew Lush is toteffly topher!"

by suicidalmurderer November 27, 2007

human torch

An absolutely flaming fag. One who radiates the aura of desperately wanting to bang men in their bums.

I can't stand working in this office with the frickin Human Torch.

by poomaster5000 August 31, 2003

Toph

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by Tophed July 15, 2009