biker tits

Biker tits are a common abnormality of the North American caucasion female. The most prominent features of the biker tit are saggy, oblong, mismatched, hairy, or otherwise obscure breasts, with pepperoni nips being an essential commonality. Biker tits, while common in every U.S. state, are most frequently found in the central and southern parts of that nation. Bitches with biker tits can normally be seen with their large lether coated ass cheeks strangling the back of a motorcycle; the image looks like a walrus' attempt at flossing. Chicks on motorcycles with perpotionate titties will all eventually become outcast amongst their peers. Biker tits are an American staple which must be recognized.

"Dude so how were here titties?"

"Fuckin gross bro, Stephanie had some saggy ass biker tits... not only that but bitch looked like a bison. I'll never drink SOCO again."

by N Pizzle September 7, 2009

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 13, 2015

freckle tits

1. a female who has freckles on their breasts
2. a redhaired woman
3. see firecrotch

Hey freckle tits, suck me off

by Freck May 5, 2004

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010

Saggy Tits

The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.

Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...

by Michel S August 11, 2004

Tits on a Fish

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

by Joel Hoshkins June 11, 2010

woof tits

Tits that are of a high enough quality that they make you wanna say woof

Bob: *Sees perfect pair of C cups* "WOOF! Those were some woof tits!"

by jeffvader January 2, 2012