1 definition by Joel Hoshkins
Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.
Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?
Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.
Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.
by Joel Hoshkins June 9, 2010