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justin timberlake

a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.
"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."
by puffskanx December 25, 2004
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timberjack

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.
by ryanocar May 13, 2008
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lucy timmermans

is wonderful,amazing,pretty and is stir crazy!she once tried to persuade teachers to introduce a firemans pole instead of stairs...honestly! she adores artichokes,sheep and Hello kitty.The amazing girl can fly don't you know? SHE(lucy)hates green in all shades.
I was born in Tooting!!!
artichokes rule
is it because i is green...
do i look fetching!!!!
the uninvisale christmas tree.....(the good times!)
by booo September 15, 2004
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Tiberius

The sexiest of all video game players. He is a master of Halo. Bow down to him when you meet him on the streets. He is the highest for of 1337 imaginable.

Member of the TMBJ Clan.
Damn you Tiberius! Someone go kill that SOB.
by Tiberius October 23, 2003
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Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.
That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.
by ecov spmah December 5, 2011
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Justin Timberlake

A "singer" who acts black whose voice sounds like a popped helium balloon whizzing around the room!
Justin Timberlake: Ima try ta beatbox now...

Guy (with bleeding ears): Hell just shaddap mannn...
by yoursweetenemy January 8, 2008
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justin timberlake

probally the most concieted mother fucker in the "pop" industry, his music sucks ass and if you have figured it out yet he's gay.
Justin Timberlake gives BJ's behind wa wa
by Sexyyyyy July 20, 2007
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