Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

sweatervest

used to describe when a job has become so corny and redundant that you wear sweatervests to work. describes a situation that is gay

Dude, that is so sweatervest.

by KeefMo December 27, 2007

the sheaver

a sexy male who has long hair, he is a good friend and as he says he gets blamed for everything, poor jake, he is freinds with Jouwho gets on his nerves alot, he has an awsome friend named danny and he is in love with caitlin. Jake and danny have once been chanced by the koppers for starting a fire. JAKE IS NOT GAY AND HE DOES NOT DO DRUGS NOW ALL YOU WEIRDOS KNOW IT

Jake is sexy.
Jake loves Caitlin.
Everyone thinks Jake is a pothead.
Everyone thinks Jake is gay.
Jake is a good friend.

by nsodmordex May 4, 2005

Sweater-vests

a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids

Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.

by etc22 June 5, 2010

sweater dick

Another term for an uncircumsized penis

Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

by Cassiegurl June 26, 2009

sweave

a falling swerve in a downward motion

when sammi pulled the branch; ticks sweaved all over daniela's head.

by coolioyo May 16, 2005

sweaters

a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.

I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.

by kate October 1, 2002