Sweater-vests 

a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids

Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.

Sweater-vests by etc22 June 5, 2010

boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests 

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself

i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE

boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020

Sweater Vest Friday 

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.

Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"

Sweater Vest Friday by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011

Santorum Sweater Vest 

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

Santorum Sweater Vest by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

norwegian sweater-vest 

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.

I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.

norwegian sweater-vest by ksmith4 May 16, 2011

sweater vest 

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

sweater vest by Chairs November 15, 2009

Homemade sweater vest 

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

Homemade sweater vest by Lizflint April 13, 2016