You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!
by BigC69 April 13, 2009
Get the Secere Surprise mug.A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.
NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.
NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.
NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.
NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.
Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.
Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.
Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.
by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006
Get the Cow Pie Surprise mug.when you pull out of a woman before ejaculating and lay down, and the woman rubs the penis between her buttcheeks. then, as you are about to cum, you tell her to get underneath you and you jack off into the air, attempting to shoot in an arc into her mouth.
by Revan January 25, 2006
Get the skyrocket surprise mug.when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.
i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.
by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008
Get the pitman surprise mug.a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye
by Mike Honcho May 7, 2007
Get the surprise attack mug.When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".
by NJ Pelli February 15, 2007
Get the Pickle Surprise mug.1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)
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