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spunk splash

A Spunk splash refers to someone who is a complete twat. they are a splash of spunk.
Colin, you are such a spunk splash.
spunk splash by Asha&Emma April 29, 2006

Dick Splash 

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination
When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself
Dick Splash by Bob March 26, 2005

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...
Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!
Neptune's Splash by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Trojan Splash 

A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher
Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole
Trojan Splash by Pseudanonymous February 16, 2010

captain splash 

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.
John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.
captain splash by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

afternoon splash 

A after work cocktail; totty. Preferably in a location with alot of sun, if not a lot of warmth.
Anyone down for an afternoon splash??

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