jewnited states of america

Used by anti-semites to describe the USA.

see jew s.a.

"Terrorists bombed the Jewnited States of America because of its support for Israel", thought the rabid leftwing hippie.

by i fart 0n ye hippie September 8, 2004

United States of America

America: the land mass between Canada and Mexico, full of a wide range of people, some are nice and polite to those around them, but others are facist, sexist, racist asses that can't think about anyone but themselves. Not all Americans are like that, in fact most of them are really nice people, and those who have posted trying to stand up for their country have a really good point, In the fact that they arent that only ignorant people in the worl, there are ignorant people in Canada, and Europe, and every other single place on the world. It doesn't make them good or bad, It makes them human. And every one should stop criticizing them for being, overweight, lazy, illiterate people who don't care about any one but themselves. Although America came into the wars a few years before they ended, American soldiers still risked there lives to protect their countries as well as others. You may argue with this, and this is only my opinion, but cut America some slack, they are only doing there best to survive as a country.

American government however is one of the most corrupt in the world, they do things for themselves, they don't send their armies in to help anyone else until they themselves have been damaged

Not all Americans are Streyotypical, just the ones that are are the ignorant people the rest of the world loves to hate.

American Government however is the steryeotypical Ignorant people everyone knows about.

I am not American. I am Canadian, and proud of it. But I am also proud to have the United States of America as a neighbouring country.

by Canadian Guy December 15, 2006

spate

generally a woman that has sex (anally, orally and in the vagina) with scrubs. She also has habits of cramping styles and taking up space.

Kate is such a fucking spate bro!

by Brett Koehn April 24, 2008

playing spades

"I'm 'playing Spades' over at my friend's tonight," might literally refer to socializing over the card game. However, some African-Americans use it as a subtle slap-down at white people, many of whom will take it at face value, thus displaying a kind of cluelessness which can be silently mocked. In such cases, "Playing spades," basically means it's-none-of-your-damn-business-what-I'm-going-to-do," and also usually "No white people are invited/welcome."

"I'm heading over to my friend's house. I'm playing Spades with him and some homies tonight."

by Bnnr :) June 14, 2016

United States Navy

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.

"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."

by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010

Spaceship

When your getting the spins and the whole room seems to be spinning so fast it feels like your taking off into outer space

Last weekend i was in a spaceship all the way to mars

by BH46 April 26, 2010

Queen of Spades

The Queen of Spades is a playing card. It also may represent a Woman who is creative and makes her plans on her own without to need anybodys permission. Hence, in this spirit the Symbol used with a bracelet, anklet or on a collar or as tattoo or temporary tattoo has become a tag for brighter-skinned women who are willing to serve the black masters or who generally worship (big) black cocks. Often its tattooed on calves, the ass, tits or just above the divine pussy. Generally these womens husbands are not their black masters. Nonetheless the husband often is proud and glad to have such a women and likes to take pictures of her in action, showing his Queen-of-Spades-tagged queen of a lucky, selfenjoying and unfaithful wife.

13:00 EDT
Husband: Hey you streetguys! My wife and I passed three times next to you youngsters! Are you ignoring she's clearly showing her Queen of Spades to you? Does she not attract you or why are you ignoring her? We want you guys to forcefuck her while I take some pictures!

13:01 EDT
BANG!

13:15 EDT
Husband: Aww...me lying on fe floor...? My heav hurf...vammif, impoffible fhing fo pick up my feefh wif broken handf.. an where fe fuck if my wife?!

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Husband: This is my pussy.
Wife: No, its not.
Husband: This IS my pussy.
Wife: No, its not!
Husband: This belongs to me!
Wife: No dear, it doesn't. You exactly know why I got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
Husband: ....

by stud83ch June 15, 2012