Spate

1. Spate can be an alternative term to sex
2. Spate also means to play a prank on someone
3. You can also Spate yourself, by accidentally causing grief to yourself after performing an act.
4. Spate can be used as a curse word.

1. Did you Spate roger last night?
2. Spate your mate!
3. Losing the ball in football, then the opposition scoring.
4. After making a mistake shouting spate

by BUFC June 14, 2011

Spate

To spit and eat at the same time

Don't spate all over my friend

by Only1Alf October 27, 2018

spate

generally a woman that has sex (anally, orally and in the vagina) with scrubs. She also has habits of cramping styles and taking up space.

Kate is such a fucking spate bro!

by Brett Koehn April 24, 2008

spate sparkling walking stick

It is another way to say boner

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

by Raymond knowledge January 26, 2018

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

satellite jeon

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015