Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Sober Sound Check

When the party needs to being a little to loud.

"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Sober

Boring

Being sober is boring

by anonymous January 17, 2021

soberleorio

Some random tik toker I found in the comment section they very col tho 😆🙌🙌‼‼

Hey have you heard of soberleorio?
No I haven't.
They're really col

by hajime..phill April 3, 2021

smolbean

an offensive slur for a little person. for example, someone who suffers from dwarfism

“omg they’re a smolbean!”

by user347 April 13, 2021

Sobercoaster

The often difficult process of realizing the need for gaining, maintaining, loosing and perhaps regaining one's sobriety.

Dude, did you just get off of your sobercoaster after six months of sobriety?

by riqosuavekulasfuq May 7, 2021

Sober pranav

This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.

Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?

by Arin5678 May 21, 2021