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taco shark

A white women who dates mexicans because she has low self esteem. Even Lower than that of a mudshark who dates black men.

Usually Trashy and could never get the attention of a respectable white male.

Often tells people that they are really latino when infact thay are white regardless of the fake accent.
Your sister Gabby is such a taco shark. She fucked Jaun 3x last week.
by CelticsFan69 May 19, 2008
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shark jacking

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
by MonCor August 28, 2006
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Sharkfaced

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
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Shark belly

Flipping the penis up on the belly and rubbing the underside of the penis with two fingers up and down, to keep him calm.
That whore gave me a shark belly .
by KevinSB November 30, 2017
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sharkboi

"Is that Jonathan?"
"No, that's Sharkboi."
by #rogang March 25, 2019
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Shark puppet

A shark puppet is a puppet that resembles a shark and used for a fun new kinky way to have hand sex
Tom: dude shark puppet or nah
Joe: no
by xNoctoriousx September 10, 2019
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Shark Sex

Violent sex where the male/dominant partner leaves marks on female/non-dominant partner.
Hi, I’m Rick, May I buy you a drink? My name is Suzann, sure but I’m into Shark Sex. Cool Suzann, I’ve visited the aquarium and still do, now what are you drinking?
by NW Beach Bum November 6, 2020
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