simonnnnne

Variant of simonne. A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I just had the greatest simonnnnne in the delt house yesterday!

by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005

Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.

Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.

by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007

Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

by crap November 19, 2004