by mariy November 12, 2007
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
by darkshark15 April 11, 2008
Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.
by James Gutierrez February 19, 2007
The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.
Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??
by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017
To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.
ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
by Otis P Jivefunk May 03, 2007
To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.
"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."
by Kevin August 05, 2003
A/the person standing behind you, trying to encourage you to click on a Youtube link that they want to see.
"Nooooo! Save Two Girls and A Cup for your own time, you back seat surfer!"
"Aww. I don't want to be Rick Rolled again. Quit being a back seat surfer."
"Aww. I don't want to be Rick Rolled again. Quit being a back seat surfer."
by The Mar June 21, 2008