Dutch Rudder

It is when a male puts his hand on his penus like he would masterbait then the female moves his arm for him

I did a dutch rudder last night john

by jamestown123345454 May 13, 2009

Purple Raider

n.
1. A monolith in College Football, known for obliterating nearly every team in every game.
2. A strong athlete who doesn't know what losing is.

"Dude, you're such a ping-pong Purple Raider!"

by femme boheme February 4, 2009

Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017

Muddy Rudder

put ya dick in a unwiped booty hole and wiggle it round.

Guy 1: "Aye bro your girl let you put her the butt last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was right after she shit and we outta toilet paper"
Guy 1: "AHH a good ole Muddy Rudder"

by YoungBloodyb August 6, 2017

dutch rudder

To put your penis in someone's ass and lead them around the room.

I'll give you a dutch rudder and we'll look like we're conga dancing.

by tonkin May 19, 2006

ludder rudder

short for LOL (Luckily i pooped my Oversized pants, Lord)

yo sup man i pooted in ur man dood!
ludder rudder!

by Pooty__Toot March 28, 2008

mississippi mud rudder

For a man to take a shit and lay it between the butt cheeks of another man and put his dick between the two cheeks like a hotdog in a bun and slide back and forth so that the shit squishes all over the mans cock and balls causing the man to shoot hot man goo all over the back of the other man.

shane perkins recived a mississippi mud rudder from john flynn in afghanistan.

by squishy face retard November 3, 2010