Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Poncho

A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"

Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever

by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019

poach

To steal another man's girl.

Don poached my girl, so now they're going out and I'm single.

by A-nizzle May 30, 2004

Poncho

Another word for condom

I wanted to have unprotected sex but Marielle brought a poncho.

by Mylan! July 3, 2016

Pocho

People of Mexico degrading slur for Mexican-American.

Pinche Pocho!

by Gamblin February 17, 2004