Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008

post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

by randy December 14, 2004

office whore

Office Whore – The exact opposite of a office slut. The office whore knows how to work in an office and is very capable at typing, data entry, word processing, spreadsheets, front reception, office and correspondence management, etc. The Office Whore also likes to play around sexually in the office from innocently flashing a client to fucking on the bosses desk and then inviting the boss to join in.

While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.

Since you are disrobing during the interview, I am offering you a different position titled Office Whore which will include the previously posted job in addition to occasional, enjoyable sexual play in the office.

by Steven Wrytyr February 18, 2018

post office party

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

by medaeval February 12, 2004

CAT officer

a student-instructor of citizenship advancement training in Philippine high schools. The CAT subject introduces the student-cadets to National Service Training Program(rotc/cwts/lts)through a paramilitary instruction. The best and most strict CAT unit is the UST CAT Golden Corps of Cadets.

UST CAT officers are the best cat unit of manila. Long live UST CAT officers.

by mark perez October 2, 2006

pulling the head off it

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

office chair

The office chair is the act of putting a female on an office chair which rotates 360 degrees so she can give a group of males surrounding her oral sex

my friends and I met some drunk ass bitch and we put her in the office chair

by Chris(# 1 Stunna) September 2, 2007