Memphis

That one kid that always walks into class smelling like fucking vape, stoned out of his goddamn mind. I mean like Anne-Frank levels of baked. It'll make you go "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"

Person 1: "Hey what's up Memphis?"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. November 29, 2018

Memphisasphuck

Not surprised in outlandish situation cause it's normal round here.

That chick is high n running wild naked. She's memphisasphuck

by Hunghorsemen December 16, 2018

Murph’d

Getting fucked over!

My shitty beat partner didn’t answer up for a call like always, guess he murph’d me.

I just got handed a pile of shit because my partner murph’d me and went out of service.

by Gigiddy64 February 26, 2019

Murphing

To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.

This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.

by emmm... March 10, 2019

Memphis

Memphis is a quirky manz. If you’re watching a series together, he may watch ahead. Memph is always a down for a good time & willing to go crazay, go stoopid. Usually drives a really "sexy" car, that is quite loud. Memphis wants to drive a truck, (cause they r sexy) doesn’t have the funds $$$. Memph Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word "cute,” and gets frustrated when people use it in so many contexts. Memph IS ALWAYS DOWN FOR AN A D V E N T U R E - ready to rally at any time. He C AN N O T CONTROL HIS BIRDS, and has a hard time capturing them. Overall Memphis is a cutie pie & is super thoughtful. He doesn’t take "no" for an answer, but has good intentions at heart. Memphis tends not to do homework, and prefers to get things done in class. Memphis loves family & also loves spending time with friends. Memphis is a funny kid, that loves iced tea. Overall, a keeper. Don’t let him out of sight !

Helord: did you hear someone say ‘dust’?
Sam: must have been memphis

Sally: damn that’s a loud car
Bob: must be memphis

Oliver: do you know anyone that cuts their own hair?

Billy: memphis does

James: why ie he washing his car? it’s already clean

Stephany: such a memphis

Jome: does he even use sunscreen?? he is so burn

Gael: classic memphis move

by caelrawrXD May 21, 2019

Mempha

a word you use to lie to your significant other; but make sure you tell them this word means more then a promise ❤️

Laura: i love you
Jim: do you mempha?
Laura: yes i mempha

by lesbian segull April 11, 2019

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019