Monster Dick

a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick

by Nneverland August 20, 2008

the cookie monster

The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.

"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"

by Crashfromtheotherside November 6, 2006

Church Of The Giant Cabbage Monster

he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.

I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!

by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008

monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger

"Dude, check out her monster boobage."

by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009

monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

by trent monaghan April 1, 2009

Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020