Mondaquera

it's a Colombian way to say when someone is going to be fucked several times.

1. te voy a dar tu mondaquera! / I'm going to fuck you soo mucho!
2. que mondaquera tan bacana! / What a nice fuck.

by KiksGo March 26, 2017

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

Monday

An individual whos' bahaviour & attitude is both feared & avoided by both their peers & other people in an effort to escape 'Monday's' pushy & demanding & offputting qualities

FRIEND A:

"He's STILL calling you asking for rent money?"

FRIEND B:

"Yeah! He's such a monday! He is always around just to show me he's always going to be there, waiting to ruin everything if I am late paying my rent

FREIND A: "I HATE MONDAYS"

by iklara November 23, 2018

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

Monday

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019

mondesi

The only girl you will ever need. A sweet, caring, and generous person will always be a support to you. A girl you can take home to mama. A girl with a sense of style. A girl with an amazing sense of humor.

Man: Man, I need me a girl that’ll always be down for me.

Man 2: Sounds like that you need a Mondesi.

by BuckeyeHoosier August 17, 2019

Monday

The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.

Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019