Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.
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Get the penis massage mug.A missage is the phenonmenon of missing a message even though it's been marked as read. This what happens when you miss a message via text, email, phone call, etc., but by the time you look back at that message, you even question how you could have ever mark this as read, if you never remember seeing the interaction!
Roger: I sent you that very important email weeks ago, how could you not see it?
Nico: I have no idea, it was a total missage.
Ian: I just saw your message from like 3 weeks ago, I must have opened it and then never responded.
Mel: It's okay, everyone has a missage every once in a while, I know you've busy.
Nico: I have no idea, it was a total missage.
Ian: I just saw your message from like 3 weeks ago, I must have opened it and then never responded.
Mel: It's okay, everyone has a missage every once in a while, I know you've busy.
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Get the gut massage mug.The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."
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