Martha

Trash

I think that girls name is Martha.
Why?
Shes trash

by imvginvry October 17, 2017

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006

Megthwomp

when you pay Satan to Crush your balls when doing doggystyle without pants only on your third orgasm.

MEGTHWOMP! You do it hard biff

by matty p May 29, 2004

meathawk

a woman's vagina with spread legs

her meathawk talons bit deep, and then flew me away; or drop down and get your meathawk on

by MC Mannilow the Meathawk Ninja February 6, 2008

Merch Gang

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.

George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017

Martha

OMG
MOST SEXY EPIC BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVEEEEER she’s in love with me

Martha has a crush on Archie (aka me)

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

Martha

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.

by Darick & Dave December 24, 2008