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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.
by Darick & Dave March 31, 2007
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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
by Darick & Dave April 06, 2007
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