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A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017
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