meathawk
Ainsley Harrison is such a meathawk. I had to beat her back with a broom handle to keep her talons away from my junk.
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Mississippi meat hawk
The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.
Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
Mississippi meat hawk by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011
Meat Hawk
A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.
Meat Hawk by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018
meathanky
meat* - hanky**
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
meat hawk
in the act of gargleing the marbles of your special someone, when his (or her) balls are in your mouth, make a sound like your about to hawk a loogie, or say the name of a jewish dish.
this stupid thing is telling me i have to use the word meat hawk in my example. so here you go.
*huuuuggghhhh*
(laddiieesss?)
*huuuuggghhhh*
(laddiieesss?)
meat hawk by pisssscommingfrommyasss February 11, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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