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Major Hal 

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
Major Hal by Major Hal October 26, 2004
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major evacuation 

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
major evacuation by JT Rooster November 3, 2006

major swipe 

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on
ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf
major swipe by missygmoney April 25, 2008

Major song 

A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.
Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...

MajorDater 

Boy/Girl (most of the time, girls) who date everybody regardless of who they are. They do this to get attention and/or be accepted into a clique. Or they are just desperate. Mostly, desperate.
"Kala is such a MajorDater!"
MajorDater by Yeliak March 9, 2010
n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;

1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.

If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
DUDE I hear you got fucked up on the major mix last night!
major mix by pseudomajor October 14, 2012