milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

milf worthy

a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour

oh my god, she's ripped her underwear

aww, she's a bit behind!

by Mofette September 30, 2004

Milf Duo

A duo of milfs, Two milfs that are good friends.

My girl and her friend are a real milf duo.

by Selonianth the MilfMaster February 16, 2010

Melfy

Currency of NexusTK

Melfy sold his char... again.

by fulken January 29, 2004

Meilyn

typically a chinese girl who has a great sense of humor and is known for her athletic abilities and unique personality.

that girl must be a meilyn!

by worksongfromeden July 13, 2015

MILF dud

A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.

"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "

by Joggles28 December 30, 2008

milf

I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!

Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.

by Big Polish Sausage September 16, 2005