Mitch

The masculine form of the word Bitch. Man bitch

Tony quit being a Mitch and go help Paulina with the pizza!

by Dat_Dude_Dup February 5, 2014

MITches

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

Mitch

A name given to a guy who looks like anyone's cousin.

Hey it's cousin Mitch!

by 214col December 1, 2014

Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden

Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE

by MEEMEMEM April 10, 2005

Mitch

(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason

(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).

1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"

2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*

"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"

by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009

Mitchell

Long haired twat

Mitchell is weird

by MYNAN123456789 October 19, 2018

Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie

You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird

by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019