214col's definitions

aurtism

The belief that everything has an artistic meaning. This disease commonly affects hipsters and tumblr users.

Person 1: This painting is art and the wall it's on is art and my reaction to it is art... etc.

Person 2: No you're just artistic. You have aurtism.

by 214col October 5, 2016

Mitch

A name given to a guy who looks like anyone's cousin.

Hey it's cousin Mitch!

by 214col December 1, 2014

Bus Juice

Condensation on a crowded bus or train during humid days. Composition is similar to that of urine. Can be used as fertilizer.

The windows were dripping with Bus Juice this morning.

by 214col November 24, 2017