Het lag 

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.

I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.

Het lag by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

wet-lag by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

The lag is real 

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

The lag is real by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

Jet Setter Lag 

This is a cooler way to describe someone that leads a jet setter type lifestyle having a hangover without inferring they are a lush

Rich was having a rough day after coming down with "Jet Setter Lag"

Jet Setter Lag by Richie L February 3, 2014

Stationary Jet Lag 

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

Stationary Jet Lag by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

Jet Lag Gemini

Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.

The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.

Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto

Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.

Jet Lag Gemini by lexi! January 12, 2009

Goo Lag 

When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag

"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"

Goo Lag by Urmum Gai September 6, 2019