Swamp Jockey

Black men/women who date only white men/women...

Black men who date white trash women...

Ray Ray is such a Swamp Jockey, he always be datin them Swamp Honkey hoodrat white women

by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

camel jockey

Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.

When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!

An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.

"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"

"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"

"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

excel jockey

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018

Jockey

A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.

Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob

by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016

nobus jokeyus

Its what the Romans used to call dumb arse people who roam the street these days

You stupid fucking nobus jokeyus you ate your box, err...house

by Shoot me baby October 4, 2005

hole jockey

male person who likes hard anal sex with an other male person, a hole jockey rides someothers hole till it bleeds.

chucky and charley are two holjokkers(dutch for hole jockey) they now live together because now they can have hard anal amusment all the time. those faggs

by brucejuice January 10, 2008