5 definitions by The Dude of the Stupid
What somone is told or accused of after being right . No one likes hearing the truth or reality of the true situation. Usually told in a blunt way. This causes one to accused of being arrogant. The offended are usually yes men.
Jared accused Mark of being arrogant after Mark told Jared his project would fail in the board meeting
by The Dude of the Stupid May 20, 2023
A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019
Text Buffer
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018
A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.
Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"
by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018
ArrogantRight is when you hurt other people's feelings due to being right or an expert in your field and talking to someone who is incompetent.
Jared said Mark was arrogant. But once again Mark was right. Mark waa blunt but he is ArrogantRight right again.
by The Dude of the Stupid May 19, 2023