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Jagered

the process of consuming jagermeister until you succombe to the inevitable process of being inebriated and falling over. Usually consumed in a "bomb" combined with a popular high caffeine energy drink.
Lads, I got totally and utterly Jagered last night!
by father Jimeco Mclauchliano March 21, 2010
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Jagerland

To be severely under the influence of the magnificent beverage of Jägermeister.
anyone wanna go to Jagerland with me?
by nadekid September 26, 2010
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jaggerjack

A classic dick head aka asshole; see’s someone else going beyond expectations to help other people and feels defensive because they’re lazy so therefor tries to make the other person look bad in front of others, usually in a professional setting
Today in a work meeting Pete called me out for overachieving like I’m trying to be better than everyone, but really I’m tryna help people better themselves. He’s such a jaggerjack!
by KWMEJOURNEY June 17, 2018
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Jaegerboard

Jaegerboarding is when you sniff mustard off of a watermelon, take a hit from a joint, put mustard on a can of bud light and smash the can open on your head, drink the bud light, take a hit from a bong, smash the bong to pieces, drink half a glass off Jaegermeister, smash the earlier mentioned watermelon on your head, lie on the floor and pour the remaining Jaegermeister over your eyes and finally smash the bottle to the floor. Youth does this to assert dominance over their peers.
Yo, Wilhelm, did you see that weird kid Jaegerboarding himself? I definitely respect his actions and am thinking of doing the exact same thing!
by JaegerboarderAlpha April 27, 2020
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Jaeren

A boy who is trying hard to get good at running but never succeeded and is addicted to video games and doing pull ups or push ups. And oh also likes to watch anime but hates the fanservice. Also a guy who sucks at math and chinese.
Example 1
During PE lesson
PE teacher: alright class, today we will be learning how to do inclined pull ups. (Jaeren proceeds to do 17 full pull ups)

Example 2
During recess
Boy 1: You should watch this anime! Its got lots of hot girls and shit!
Jaeren: Nah, I hate fanservice.
by SomeRandomStraightRetard September 15, 2020
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Dirty Jage

A women’s vagina that is not clean or is very hairy or unattractive and is boner killing.
When I saw Sienna’s dirty Jage it got me turned off.
by Dirty Hansen June 8, 2019
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Yossi and Jagger

A truly amazing Israeli movie about 2 gay soilders who fall in love. The message of the movie: Love should never be hidden.
That movie Yossi and Jagger really makes my heart melt.
by presofluurve93 October 17, 2008
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