morning hands

when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

by artistxforever January 25, 2009

Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.

"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"

by Bradz88 July 14, 2011

full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

Handsworth

A ghetto area of Birmingham with a largely Indian and Jamaican population.

Handwsorth is full of desis and jamaicans.

by Brummindlish May 7, 2004

handsome

How your grandparents describe you.

Grandma:Oh but hes such a handsome boy.
Guy:Oh really!? and here I thought he was just a tubby little fucker ^-^

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

handsome dan

sexiest man alive, awesome at everything

handsome dan is the coolest person ever

by handsome dan12 January 20, 2010

Handstand Honcho

When a guy gets dome while doing a handstand.

Holy Shit! That girl's blowing a guy that's doing a handstand... He's a fuckin' Handstand Honcho!

by Seamus O'Reid February 29, 2008