A person of the
female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape
juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion
Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with
silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was
indeed the goon
hag we all thought her to be.