Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

good golfer

Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business

Baller

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

Dillon Gaffeny

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.

Are you a Dillon gaffeny cause you smell like poo

by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer

A gangster gnome. I mean you DO NOT wanna mess with this gnome. He's a badass who would demolish ur jaw, steal your wife, and drive away in his Corvette. He wears leather jackets and has tattoos all over his body. Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer does not take any shit from anyone.

(Pardon any errors i was high while writing this)

"Wow did you see Jimothy? He's a real Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer!"
"For real. He's a badass."

by Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer December 4, 2022