Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 16, 2011

Constipenning

Exhibiting an appearance of chronic constipation. Commonly employed by the actor Sean Penn.

Joe: Bro, you need some senokot?

Bartholomew: Nah dawg I'm just constipenning.

by IRockJohnDoe September 1, 2013

Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

by Clvgrl March 29, 2015

Constiplaining

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

by JustJam21 August 9, 2015

Constipangry

When you are constipated and it makes you angry.

Steve can be such a cockhead sonetines. He hasn't taken a dump in nine days and he's all bloated and it is making him constipangry.

by andrewinmelbourne September 13, 2015

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016