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chimpripped

To tear open any kind of packaging without regard for any type of resealing design.
The older sister chimpripped the cereal bag in the box now half the contents are loose in the box and half in the bag
by Jth11 September 5, 2019
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Chimptimidation

Noun, comprised of two words: chimpanzee + intimidation
Also, v. chimptimidate

When a relatively insignificant number of minority complaints have the disproportionate effect of making national headlines, getting prominant people fired, altering the path of state and federal legislation, and limiting free thought and speech for an entire nation. Thus, the prejudiced objections of a very few minority members have enormous impact upon the general public.

Chimptimidation allows the minority to punish the majority for social transgressions both real and fabricated (but usually fabricated).

Chimptimidation, chimptimidate and chimptimidated are words that were all created by Prof. Charles A. Miller in October of 2007.
Our news media, our politicians, our educators and our entertainers all live in a perpetual state of chimptimidation, fearing the possibility that they might offend a small minority of Americans.
by Doc Velocity November 22, 2019
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Chimp

“See leroy over there? People say he is a real Chimp”
by K33088 December 24, 2019
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Chimpoo

A name/insult to use on your friends as a joke or to insult others.

Kind of a mix of chimpanzee and poop. Basically calling them shit/bad.
Person1: "Ayy! Chimpoo wassup! You coming over later?"
Person2: "Sure am, Choompy!"

Guy1: "Bitch you a Chimpoo"
Guy2: "Says you"

Friend1: "lmao You're a chimpoo at Fortnite.
by Zneen January 3, 2020
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
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chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic
The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline
by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020
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Chimp

•A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.

•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.

•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.

The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:

The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,

The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,

Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.

"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.

"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020
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