Beathing

Beathing is like breathing but its not, since it misses an “r” and you have to do it manually now, its something different

No breathing, only beathing is allowed

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 6, 2020

Beaking

The act of sticking your nose in someone’s vagina or ass.

Tonight I was beaking my boyfriend and he shit on my nose.

by LMeadow February 19, 2021

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015